Dinner with Rene Ricard
Dinner with Rene Ricard
Dinner with Rene Ricard
For three years we met
at one or the other LES hovel
chosen by Tony the Dealer,
who, like all dealers,
caught kicks by making you wait
while he babied Janis,
his French bulldog,
or chose a new scorched parka
for the day,
or breakfasted at IHOP,
followed by a last leisurely snort
with his girl, Jen,
before he took the 7 into the city,
or, reluctantly, a cab,
while we waited
on the pitiful dopesick ledge
of panic.
The sicker Rene got, the meaner
his wit and cruel laughter,
but never aimed at me,
because I saw who he was,
what it meant,
the gift of knowing him.
A year into our acquaintance,
he suggested dinner
at Veselka, his favorite restaurant,
a modest meal
of Ukrainian pierogi and borscht
at nine dollars apiece.
We talked of Bonzo,
how journalists were told
not to look him in the eye
‘for your own safety.’
Rene laughed, or cackled.
He said, That’s me.
Don’t look me in the eyes,
you guys, all of you.
I mean it, honey,
look me in the eye,
you die.
Shall we get more tea?
It’s on me.
He wanted no money,
had nothing to sell,
didn’t boast or brag or bitch,
except a little bit.
I knew what the dinner meant.
Now we were friends.
From 'Dinner with Rene Ricard' (Harper Collins India, 2025). Used by permission of the author.